SCHOOLMASTER OF ROSES

UP HERE IN THIS GARDEN IT WON'T MATTER WHO YOUR PARENTS WERE; I'LL MAKE YOU WORK UNTIL YOU SWEAT BLOOD AND PLEAD FOR MERCY. I'LL TRASH YOU UNTIL YOU INVENT NEW GODS TO PRAY TO. THE ONLY THING THIS GARDEN RESPECTS IS CONCENTRATION.

>tfw peeing and then you flush and your hand almost touches a spider

Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.

—Hamlet, via Polonius (Hamlet, Act II scene ii)

(Source: dailyshakespeare, via dailyshakespeare)

Two things happened then.
First, he fell in love-though it would be years before he realized what the feeling was called and how thoroughly it was going to complicate his life.
Second, she spoke directly to him for the first time, and he would remember her words with a clarity that would jar his heart long after the other incidents of that time had faded to a haze of half-truths in memory:
“You’re the Lamora boy, right?”
He nodded eagerly.
“Well, look here, you little shit. I’ve heard all about you, so just shut your mouth and keep those reckless hands in your pockets. I swear to all the gods, if you give me one hint of trouble, I will heave you off a bridge and it will look like an accident.”

—The Republic of Thieves - Scott Lynch (via msfehrwight)

(Source: saideschain, via msfehrwight)

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Two things happened then.
First, he fell in love-though it would be years before he realized what the feeling was called and how thoroughly it was going to complicate his life.
Second, she spoke directly to him for the first time, and he would remember her words with a clarity that would jar his heart long after the other incidents of that time had faded to a haze of half-truths in memory:
“You’re the Lamora boy, right?”
He nodded eagerly.
“Well, look here, you little shit. I’ve heard all about you, so just shut your mouth and keep those reckless hands in your pockets. I swear to all the gods, if you give me one hint of trouble, I will heave you off a bridge and it will look like an accident.”

—The Republic of Thieves - Scott Lynch (via msfehrwight)

(Source: saideschain, via msfehrwight)

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

(via moonpines)

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

(via themindprobe)

spooks-in-shadow:

Queen Dork Mage- Songs for Tharja 

Listen (x)Cosmic Love - Florence + The Machine || Bad Blood - Bastille || Devil’s Backbone - The Civil Wars || Ghosts N Stuff - Deadmau5 ft. Rob Swire || Apocolypse Please - Muse || Afraid - The Neighbourhood || Breath - Breaking Benjamin || Broken Bones - CHVRCHES || Missed Me - The Dresden Dolls || Closer (Presets Remix) - Kings of Leon || Serial Killer - Lana Del Rey || Glory and Gore - Lorde || The End of Heartache - Killswitch Engage || Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys || Salt - Bad Suns || 

spooks-in-shadow:

Queen Dork Mage- Songs for Tharja 

Listen (x)

Cosmic Love - Florence + The Machine || Bad Blood - Bastille || Devil’s Backbone - The Civil Wars || Ghosts N Stuff - Deadmau5 ft. Rob Swire || Apocolypse Please - Muse || Afraid - The Neighbourhood || Breath - Breaking Benjamin || Broken Bones - CHVRCHES || Missed Me - The Dresden Dolls || Closer (Presets Remix) - Kings of Leon || Serial Killer - Lana Del Rey || Glory and Gore - Lorde || The End of Heartache - Killswitch Engage || Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys || Salt - Bad Suns || 

(via infinity-on-l0w)